Cafe O Knowledge-PWO Cancer

Chris: Hey did you hear JJ Abrams has a new show coming out?
Dane: Yeah it look’s promising. I hear that it is based off WWII crimes. Oh, did you get the new Clash Box Set that you wanted?
Chris: No, I decided that the principles behind The Cash mashed with a “box set.” It left me with a funny feeling in my stomach.
Chris: Are you going to eat that?
Dane: What, this scone?
Chris: Yeah.
Dane: Do you want some?
Chris: Nope.
Dane: Then why’d you ask?
Chris: Those carbs will kill you. I cut out all carbs and dropped 7lbs, and put on 5lbs of muscle.
Dane: You know most of that is water and if you eat carbs again it will come back on right? It’s just a method you know that right?
Chris: Well I am going to try it for a while and see how it plays out. Plus I heard that carbs give you cancer.
Dane:What!? Okay, how is it that you will research the best in music….
Chris:Yeah…
Dane: Have amazing taste in movies and clothes…
Chris: Right…
Dane: But are a following fad diet principles from Oprah’s book of the month?
Chris: Eat your damn Scone.














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