Cafe O’ Knowledge-Crash Diet
Chris: So I think I need to lose 10 more pounds before spring break.
Dane: You act as if spring break means something. Like you are going to be on some beach with girls in wet t-shirts and bikinis. All you are going to be doing is sitting in your living room playing Halo.
Chris: No I am not. Crystal asked me to go to up to the lake for a day with her and Jen.
Dane: You are so friends zone dude.
Chris: Shut the f**k up and help me with my new diet. I have to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours.
Dane: It’s called not eating, not drinking, and maybe a enema.
Chris: No no, I think if I cycle my carbs it can work.
Dane: I hope there is a giant alligator in that lake and it eats you.
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