Prime Time Fatty
In cased you missed it here are some of the best things in fat right now!
Hey Fatty, your breathing on me!: This just in, it isn’t your cars fault that there is too much pollution in the air or big industry waste spill or factories. Oh no, it the FATTY’S! “Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one.”
That is the funniest stuff I have read all week.
To round to leave the ground: The US Airlines are at it again with making the people who take up more room, pay more. They are not happy about it. One source has stated “The problem is not that fat people are too big to fit into airline seats, it is that airline seats are too small to fit a large segment of the population comfortably.”
I remember that argument. The problem is not that my hand hit your face, but that you ran into my hand. OOOHH Snap!
Celebrity Fat-Off: Apparently the female stars aren’t the only ones getting called out for being fat these days. The New York Times covered a story on the plumb growth of male actors over the recent years. Even sexy Denzel didn’t escape the pot belly look. Come on, you know they only did it for the role. They are truly dedicated to their craft. Their Kraft Cheese that is…
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