They said what? Too Fat to Work
Disclaimer: You are about to read a lot of inappropriate uses of the words “fat” and “ass” in relation to the story below. We at FLzine do not hate fat people and 100% support all lifestyles and choices. We don’t however support STUPID DUMB FAT FAMILIES THAT TRY TO TAKE HARD EARNED MONEY FROM GOOD PEOPLE SO THEY CAN STUFF THEIR FACE AND WATCH TV! Read at your own risk.
It is amazing, amazing what people think is owed to them. Today I researched the case of The Chawners. A British family who is under the microscope right now for claiming that they are “too fat to work and don’t have enough time to diet.” Oh no, you read it right. Apparently watching tv and stuffing your face is too time consuming. Apparently these fat bastards already get paid 30,000 (22,000 uk) dollars a year to sit of their fat asses and now, they want more. The mother claims “We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.” I am not kidding.
Add to that, their large and plump daughter somehow has the time to try-out for not one, but two reality performance tv shows. Are you ready for which ones? A brit version of “American Idol” and “X-Factor.” I could cry I am laughing so hard. Not even the BIGGEST F*@KING LOSER. No, you would think right?! You would think their family would get on something like that, after all it is free room and board and they would be ON the tv. Apparently they don’t have the time to diet and blame their fat loss on a non-disclosed gene that is only in their family.
Question though?
If this gene is so rare… Are mom and dad brother and sister? Did they happen to be so lucky as to find each other in a weird twisted turn of events? It is a fat ass love miracle. When asked what they eat for breakfast the family listed out cereals, microwave pies, and more crap food that you would expect people of that size to eat. Mom stated “I once bought some pears, but they tasted funny. All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We’re fat because it’s in our genes. Our whole family is overweight.” Well, obviously you didn’t read JC’s recent article about how to eat on a bulk, meaning to actually gain weight, for next to nothing. Wait just a cotton ass moment, I thought the genes were the only issue? I am confused now, perhaps one of them is sitting on my head.
To finish things out the father, Mr. Chawner tells us that, “What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.”
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